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When an American couple is killed while on a visit to Iraq, the team is called to investigate. Read our NCIS Season 13 Episode 18 review for more!
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On NCIS Season 13 Episode 17, the shooting death of a man seems like a clear case of self defense - until a few details start to not add up.
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While other casting changes may be looming for the CBS hit, Mark Harmon's newest contract has sealed NCIS' fate for two more seasons! You can breathe.
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While investigating the shooting of two petty officers, Tony meets up with an old flame on NCIS Season 13 Episode 16. Read our review for more!
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The team is called to hunt down the kidnappers of the SecNav's daughter on NCIS Season 13 Episode 15. Read our review to find out how it all went down!
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

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