"Dice"

On this episode of New Girl, Jess gets advice from Schmidt on how to properly date on the internet. Cece, Nick and Coach decide to get high right before meeting Winston's police academy friends.

  • 2.5 / 5.0
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"The Last Wedding"

On the New Girl premiere, Jessica Biel and Reid Scott both guest star as attractive wedding guests.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Cruise"

On the season 3 finale of New Girl, Jess and Nick convince the gang to join them on a cruise.

  • 4.2 / 5.0
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"Dance"

Jess encounters trouble when she chaperones the school dance on New Girl.

  • 4.8 / 5.0
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"Big News"

Jess and Nick struggle to hide their break-up during a dinner celebrating Winston on New Girl.

  • 3.9 / 5.0
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"Mars Landing"

Jess and Nick discuss very different ideas about their future on New Girl.

  • 4.7 / 5.0
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"Fired Up"

Jess hires Coach, and then is forced to fire him on New Girl.

  • 4.6 / 5.0
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"Sister III"

Jess and Nick move into Nick's room and get on each other's nerves on New Girl.

  • 4.6 / 5.0
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"Sister II"

When Jess tries to trick Abby into moving out, Abby takes revenge, on New Girl.

  • 4.6 / 5.0
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"Sisters"

Jess's troubled sister visits the gang on New Girl.

  • 4.7 / 5.0
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New Girl Quotes

Schmidt: Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?
Jess [in a British accent]: Probably the slut butler, right!

I feel like I wanna murder someone and also I want soft pretzels.

Jess