Turk: All right, Elliot, at the presentation I was wondering, can I do the ending? Because I really love the ending of our paper. Elliot: Do you think I'm cut out to be a doctor? Turk: Okay, fine, you can do the ending. I just want to say, "Thanks, folks! We've been great!" Elliot: I'm serious. Do you think this is what I really want to do? Turk: Elliot, I don't know. Elliot: You can tell me. I can take it. Turk: No, Elliot, I'm saying I don't know because I really don't know. What the hell is going on here? Why have all women gone crazy?
Carla: I just freaked out because your mom and I have so much in common. Turk: So? Carla: I don't know, I got this crazy idea that you only fell for me because I'm just like your mom. Turk: Aw, baby... That's exactly why I fell for you. Carla: Okay, I'll probably just have a friend pick up my stuff... Turk: No, wait, sit down. What's wrong with wanting to be with someone because they're smart and independent and always looking out for you? Okay? Carla: Yeah. Turk: Okay. Carla: But if we ever get married, we're gonna have to talk about this in therapy