The interns all become jaded after spending a full year at the hospital and they decide to treat a patient aggressively. After Dr. Cox yells at Jordan for her predictability she reveals everyone's secrets to each other...
Three interns have to face death for the first time: J.D.'s patient is a headstrong but kind old woman, Turk's patient is a young man who needs company, and Elliot's patient is a Hispanic woman who doesn't speak English.
Turk: So, who'd you side with, Elliot or Alex? J.D.: Neither; I just pretended I was paged, and then when they said they didn't hear anything, I called them both liars and ran away. Turk: Smooth. J.D.: Yeah. It's just, you know, they both have a point... Turk: Stick to the booty principle. J.D.: What's that? Turk: The booty principle: Which one do you want to sleep with? J.D.: Alex. Turk: Then I think she might be right
Carla: I'll get a paper towel. J.D.: Don't worry about it; somebody else'll get it. Janitor: Yeah. Who can we get? I'm not shocked, that's how you live your life, isn't it? Got a problem? Hey, just pass it on down the line