-Kevin and Jenny fight about whether their newborn son should be circumcised, and decide that the decision will hinge on the outcome of their next fantasy football game. Jenny wins, and Christopher "Chalupa Batman" MacArthur is circumcised.
-Pete and Taco go after the same girl, Sutton. Taco trades the right to ask her out for one of Pete's players, but Sutton still decides that Taco is more her speed.
-The whole gang is desperate to know whether Andre is circumcised or not, and Ruxin brings Shivakamini Somakandarkram herself in to provide an answer.