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Recap

The staff hears rumors that the Scranton branch will be downsized, but Michael tries to distract everyone by throwing a birthday party ... even though the nearest birthday is a month away. Dwight tries to forge an alliance with Jim to protect himself from getting axed. Later, Michael surprises everyone by pledging a generous amount to a charity event.

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4

The Office Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Meredith: [reading birthday card] This one's from Michael, "Let's hope the only downsizing this year is that someone downsizes your age."
Michael: Get it? 'Cause of the downsizing. Rumors. And 'cause you're old.
Meredith: I get it.
Michael: Meredith is so old...(how old is she?) Meredith is so old, that when she went to an antique store, they kept her. I got that off the internet, it's not mine. Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called she wants her age back and her divorces back! Get it? 'Cause she's getting old, and she's been divorced what, twice?

I think if I was allergic to dairy I'd kill myself.

Michael
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