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Jim and Pam are engaged. That's right, it's public. Jan is pregnant with a sperm donor's baby. Meanwhile, Dwight and Michael are expecting a watermelon. Dwight is just preparing Michael on what to do when Jan really does give birth, through a little old-fashioned role playing.

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The Office Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They always complain. I have varicose veins, too. I have swollen ankles. I'm constantly hungry. Do you think my nipples don't get sore, too? Do you think I don't need to know the fastest way to the hospital?


Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael through delusion.