Quotables for the Week Ending Nov. 5, 2016

Oh go ahead, crush it. Better that than helping you with your dirty work.

Merida

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• Added: November 01, 2015

Hunter: Is that a person?
Daisy: Oh God.
Hunter: Is he dead?
Daisy: No they're monitoring him. He's alive.
Mack: But in, some kind of what... a coma?
Daisy: This is ATCU. This is where they're storing Inhumans they find. Like animals in cages.

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• Added: November 03, 2015

Eve: Did the two of you kill her together? Oh great, so now I'm going to have to defend both of you.
Nate: I did it. On my own.
Annalise: She called me first, asked me for pills.
Eve: Of course she did. Because who doesn't ask their husband's mistress to offer?

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• Added: November 05, 2015

Gretchen: Jimmy is a writer.
Lexi: Oh! For what show?
Jimmy: [snorts] Not for television. God, can you imagine?

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• Added: November 04, 2015

Kirby: It's initiation, it happens to everybody. But Ethan went nuts, he came after me with a fire extinguisher. I swear, he was trying to kill me.
Atwater: By extinguishing you?

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• Added: November 04, 2015

Hey! That's my Christmas list, but feel free to write all over it.

Max

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• Added: November 04, 2015

Don't let anybody fool you into getting old. They wax on and on about it being really satisfying. You know what's really satisfying? Cartilage.

Robert

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• Added: November 01, 2015

Iris: You don't miss a thing do you?
Liz: You see everything when the world doesn't see you.

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• Added: November 04, 2015

One has to try compromise before combat. Only then can I justify the swing of the sword as a way to peace.

Lady Love

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• Added: November 03, 2015

I swear, from the bottom of my heart, I want to be healed. I want to be like other men, not this outcast who nobody wants - E.M. Forster

Morgan

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• Added: November 05, 2015

Dean: Bottled toilet water? Why do you keep spraying it?
Sam: I wanted to see if the squeezy thing worked.

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• Added: November 05, 2015

I went to an acupuncturist long ago for fertility -- Dr. Ho. He inserted one needle, and before you know it, I had my very own millennial. Which is Latin for "unemployed."

Dr. Mark Taylor

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• Added: November 05, 2015

So sex is going to make us smarter and help us solve the crime.

Seeley

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• Added: November 05, 2015

You don't teach by shoving someone else's face in the dirt. That's just being mean. And small.

Callie

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• Added: November 05, 2015

Gloria: If you're looking for Conan, he took off.
Nathan: Did he say where?
Gloria: No, but if he's pissed as I think he was and he was looking for me? I'd just shoot myself in the head and be done with it.

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• Added: November 05, 2015

Dead? Pish, posh. What's death? It's just a process, right?

Red

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• Added: November 06, 2015