Stewie thinks Family Guy should win an Emmy Award. He appears to feel very strongly about this.
Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
A scene from the upcoming episode of Family Guy, "We Love You Conrad" where Brian wakes up in bed next to Lauren Conrad of The Hills fame. There could be far worse things in life.
Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Stewie is gay. Family Guy creator Seth Macfarlane has confirmed what we've suspected all along.
Rating: 4.1 / 5.0
Brian is out. Vinny is in. Check out the new Family Guy opening credits now.
Rating: 3.2 / 5.0

Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

The secret to happiness is burying all your true feelings and living a life of bland compromise.