NCIS and NCIS: LA return September 20. Here's a promo for both shows with some new clips.
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An interview with Pauley Perrette from NCIS. There is talk of a trip to Mexico involving her character.
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The promo for the November 1, 2011 episode of NCIS. Gibbs' ex-wife Diane arrives in "Devil's Triangle."
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Diane needs a hug on NCIS. McGee becomes extremely uncomfortable.
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Dorneget learns some unexpected and surprising news in this clip from NCIS.
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Abby and Tim do their best hacking work on NCIS. McAbby FTW?
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The team discusses the case and Abby's take on it on NCIS ... while Tony clowns around as always.
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The promo for next week's NCIS episode, "Engaged." Looks like a good one!
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.