A prank goes terribly wrong on this episode of NCIS. Watch the official trailer now for "Code of Conduct."
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The number-one assassin in the world on TV's number-one show, as this trailer teases? We're in for Endgame!
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NCIS unplugged? That's the problem team members face on the episode "Power Down," as the power goes out during an investigation.
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CBS' preview for "Child's Play," this week's episode of NCIS. Looks like a good one, as always.
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A preview for next week's episode of NCIS, which looks like a good one. It's time to get into the holiday spirit!
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The 150th episode of NCIS is coming up. Here's what the cast has to say about the milestone.
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A blogger turns up dead, and the NCIS team is under investigation during this episode. Watch the official promo for "The Inside Man."
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After a few weeks off for the holidays, NCIS returns from a break with the episode "Caged." Here's CBS' official promo for the installment, which finds McGee locked in a prison.
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NCIS Quotes

Gibbs: Why use kids?
Rousseau: Why do fish swim? For the same reason disenfranchised children rise up to find their purpose. They simply must. It is inevitable.

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.