Mother's Day comes a few months early for Gibbs. And that's not a good thing, considering the past incident it brings up.
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This is the official CBS promo for "Good Cop, Bad Cop." During the NCIS episode, a dead marine has a connection to Ziva.
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Gibbs (Mark Harmon, left) and the team investigate the shooting of a Marine and uncovers more to his life than anyone would have ever imagined
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Michael Weatherly talks about the future of NCIS. What a funny guy.
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Cote de Pablo speaks on the future of NCIS. She's a catch!
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Sean Murray speaks on the future of NCIS, and in particular his character Tim McGee.
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A promo for next week's NCIS, "Jack Knife." Cheesy promo, but definitely looks like a good episode ... are any of them not?
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A promo for the all-new episode of NCIS this week, "Jurisdiction." Looks like a bit of a pirate theme going on!
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.