Stewie: This was one crazy dude in college. Really knew how to have a good time. Tony: Shut up. No way. Stewie: Did he tell you he was the school mascot? Tony: No! What was the MIT mascot? McGee: Really. Does it matter? Tony: Oh yes it does. Stewie? Stewie: A beaver. He was Tim the Beaver our senior year. Tony: Please tell me you dressed up like a beaver.
Tony Senior: What can I say? I'm me. I'm not gonna change. Tony: I know. I know you're not gonna change. And I don't know why I was smiling because there's nothing funny about this. Dad this is my home. I told you my rules, okay? And you broke them. It was a mistake having you here for Christmas. Tony Senior: You want me to leave.