While season four was admittedly our favorite Simpsons season, the fifth still had plenty of amazing episodes we still refer back to.  The season premiered with the amazing "Homer's Barbershop Quartet," where we got to see the story of the Be Sharps.

The season followed up with perhaps the best Sideshow Bob episode, "Cape Feare," and featured plenty of other memorable moments including Bart becoming Mr. Burns' heir, Lisa inventing her own Malibu Stacey doll, and Bart becoming a celebrity.

So what better what to remember all those memorable moments than with the largest collection of Simpsons season five quotes ever put together?  So what are you waiting for, go browse through our collection and vote for your favorite Simpsons quotes.

Here's just some of our favorites:

Barney: David Crosby? You're my hero!
Crosby: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You're a musician? | permalink

Lawyer: What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say "Die, Bart, Die"?
Sideshow Bob: No, that's German for "The Bart, The". | permalink

Woman: No one who speaks German could be evil. | permalink

Homer: Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband. I'm sorry about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub. I'm sorry I used your wedding dress to wax the car. And I'm sorry--Oh well, let's just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point. | permalink

Homer: Maybe if we tied it down so it couldn't move it wouldn't get so hungry.
Lisa: You can't do that, Dad, it's cruel!
Homer: Oh, everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up in the backyard is cruel. Pulling on his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel. Everything is cruel. So, excuse me if I'm cruel! | permalink

Mr. Burns: Careful, Smithers, that sponge has corners you know.
Smithers: I'll go find a spherical one, sir. | permalink

Freddy Quimby: That's chowdah! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury! | permalink

Grampa: I'm in love... no wait, it's a stroke. | permalink

Lisa: Will you be lecturing from a standardized text or using the more Socratic method of interactive class participation?
Homer: Yes, Lisa. Daddy's a teacher. | permalink

Troy McClure: You may remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid." | permalink

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