Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband. I'm sorry...

Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband. I'm sorry about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub. I'm sorry I used your wedding dress to wax the car. And I'm sorry--Oh well, let's just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

Homer

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Character:
Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 6: "Marge on the Lam"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 6 Quotes

Ruth: I envy you and Homer.
Marge: Thank you. Why?
Ruth: If you ever met my ex-husband, you'd understand. All he ever did was eat, sleep and drink beer.
Marge: Your point being?

Hey, Mrs. Simpson, you should try one of these smart drinks! (Downs his drink) Oh, wow. I've wasted my life!

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