Welcome to the 124th Gossip Girl Caption Contest, Upper East Siders!

This week's Gossip Girl Caption Contest winner is nickyr. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to GSparks28, AL (Awesome Legend) and damonsbabydoll. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck again in next week's edition!

Ladies and gentlemen... to my left, with 100 pounds of prostituted angelic goodness ... EVA!
And at my right, with 95 pounds of evil Waldorfing beauty ... BLAIR!
LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!

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