So…how dumb are you?
That seems to be a recurring question for Kristen on The Real Housewives of New York City Season 7 Episode 11. Perhaps she should have rethought last season's tag line. But let's recap the cupcakes, sex dreams and yes, more tears in our +/- review.
A cupcake party? Not what we would’ve expected from Bethenny Frankel but then again, that’s why we like her. Plus 22 for being unpredictable and offering us sweet treats.
But there were moments we should have seen coming…Ramona smuggling in not only wine but wine glasses in her purse. Plus 30 to Ramona. We don’t think that one is specifically in the Girl Scouts manual but it's important to always be prepared.
Then there’s Sonja who was game for using a fondant roller as a sex toy. Minus 10. That may be taking the always be prepared motto to a perverse level.
Speaking of perverse, Carole told Bethenny she had a sex dream about her. No points one way or the other for that one because, honestly, we’re not even surprised. But minus 15 for the fake oops of telling Kristen that Bethenny said she was dumb. That was no accident. And didn’t Carole have a similar oops moment on vacation a couple of seasons back that started huge drama between Aviva, Ramona and Sonja?
Perhaps Kristen needs the drama. She seems to be becoming the boring girl on the sidelines. When the most exciting thing you do is take pictures of your shoes…well, that doesn’t bode well for your housewives future.
Kristen did jump on Bethenny pretty quickly concerning the vacation. What’s the big deal? Bethenny needs to leave a day early to see her kid’s recital. Minus 25. Have a heart, ladies!
This week we lasted an entire 19 minutes before Bethenny burst into tears. Is that a new record this season? At least Bethenny admited to being an emotional train wreck. Plus 14. That’s kind of refreshing…in a way that only Bethenny can be as heard in this The Real Housewives of New York City quote…
There's like more attention around me and my situation whic, you know, I love just as much as having a cattle prod shoved up my ass.Bethenny
Maybe they’ll leave the cattle prod at home when they head to Turks and Caicos.
A group of highly emotional women in one house on a small island with unlimited amounts of alcohol. What could go wrong? Plus 50. We can't wait to find out.
Episode total = +66! Season total = -252!
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