Mayor McDaniels

Kyle is upset that Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to perform his holiday duties so the boys create a cartoon to do so.

Chef protests the racist South Park flag; Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she thinks she has a crush on Cartman.

A homeschooled boy decides to enroll at South Park Elementary, much to his parents’ chagrin. Kyle ends up falling for the boy’s sister.

The town saves an annoying species know as the Jackovasaurus from extinction, however, the race proves annoying to everyone but Cartman.

Randy must come to the rescue when the whole townis spontaneously combusting; Meanwhile, Cartman plays Jesus in the “Stations of the Cross” play.

A couple wins a free trip to South Park off a game show; Kyle uses Cartman to win a bullriding competition; the town begins worshiping a false idol.

When the town bans fireworks, South Park must come up with an alternative for Fourth of July. Meanwhile, Garrison loses Mr. Hat to Brett Favre and Cartman tries to learn to swim.

When a man raping chickens is on the loose we learn something much more devastating, Officer Barbrady is illiterate. While Cartman takes over patrolling the streets, the other boys try to teach the officer to read.

Just as Mephisto is about to reveal Cartman’s dad’s identity, he is gunned down. While the boys wait for him to recover, the town is hit with a blizzard and the townspeople are left with no food.

Mr. Garrison takes the students on an archaeological dig and Cartman find s a mysterious triangle that lands him on TV. Soon Barbra Streisand comes to claim the triangle and only Robert Smith of the Cure can help.