Archie: Mrs. Lodge, I...would never ever do anything to betray your family. I swear. Hermione: So you’ve proven to me these last few weeks. Hiram and I, unbeknownst to our daughter, enlisted one of our closest associates to approach you, say he was an FBI agent investigating Hiram. Agent Adams isn’t real. He works for me. One of my capos. I asked him to apply a lot of pressure to you, threaten your father even. See if you would crack. Archie: Wait, this whole thing, it was all some kind of test? Hermione: Yes, it was...and you passed. Welcome to the family, Archie.
Betty: You lied to us! That shady guy wasn’t one of your customers, he was a drug dealer. It’s all in here, hundreds of messages from junkies looking for a fix, including one from Chic the night of. [She shows the phone] Alice: Betty, why in God’s name would you go back there? Betty: To make sure in broad daylight that no one could see him from the trail. Alice: Okay, give that back to me before someone tracks that back to the house. Betty: No, Mom, I already turned off the GPS and you’re missing the whole point here. Chic lied to us about the shady guy. What else is he lying about, huh? [Chic stars crying] Betty: Excuse me? Are you kidding me?! NO ONE is buying the waterworks! Alice: That’s enough, Elizabeth.