What to Expect - The Conners Season 5 Episode 2

Ben and Darlene don't know what to expect on The Conners. "Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much" is the second episode of the show's fifth season.
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Entertained - The Conners Season 5 Episode 2

Ben, Becky, and Harris are all entertained on The Conners. "Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much" is the second episode of the show's fifth season.
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An Empty House - The Conners Season 5 Episode 2

Will Dan finally get his house to himself on The Conners? "Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much" is the second episode of the show's fifth season.
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The Star of the Show - The Conners Season 5 Episode 2

Neville is the star of a very special show on The Conners. "Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much" is the second episode of the show's fifth season.
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Something to Celebrate - The Conners Season 5 Episode 2

Jackie has something to celebrate on The Conners. "Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much" is the second episode of the show's fifth season.
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Moving Out - The Conners

Darlene and Becky are moving out of Dan's house on The Conners. "Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much" is the second episode of the show's fifth season.
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The Conners Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

I need to be around creativity. You know, I don't write anymore, and I work at a hardware store all day long. And your Dad went on the other day for 20 minutes about toggle bolts versus anchor bolts, and at one point, I looked over at the rat poison, and I thought, Oh, man, if only I had the guts.

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Ben: Oh, come on. Loosen up. It'll be hilariously bad, and everyone will have a good laugh.
Darlene: Oh, now that I know I'm going to be humiliated, I'd love to stay.
Ben: I'm sorry it's not as exciting as checking your jitterbug for messages and falling asleep to Blue Bloods.
Darlene: Oh, so I'm old now.
Ben: You're becoming your father.
Darlene: No, my father never would have allowed himself to be dragged here.
Ben: You said you wanted to make me happy.
Darlene: Well, that was a mistake I'll never be making again. You know what? I'm done going out altogether.