Lauren Conrad attends the nuptials of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Surely because of her contractual obligation to do so, but hey, why not?!

Spencer Pratt and Stacie the bartender on The Hills. Heidi Montag hates her ... and him a little bit as well.

Audrina Patridge is pretty hot, in the opinion of some. We can sort of take it or leave it.

Audrina Patridge poses in a bikini for Maxim. That is what she is truly best at.

The Hills' Lauren Conrad maintains that she intends to leave the series that made her a star at the end of this season. We are sad, but support her.

Audrina Patridge has become a breakout star in this fifth season of The Hills. Man, has she ever!

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have officially tied the knot. You may now go back to your lives, people. You may now go back to your lives.

Lauren Conrad of The Hills looking beautiful as ever at Paley Fest '09.

Spencer and Heidi take some not-at-all-staged couple's counseling classes on The Hills.

Love them, hate them, or really, really hate them, Spencer and Heidi make The Hills entertaining. But, seriously, they suck.

Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag share a tear-filled conversation. Season Five style.

Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag of The Hills fame. Will they be friends again after all this time?