Kevin Sr.: OK. Since you clearly weren't listening the first time I told you, I'm not a part of Kevin, Jr.'s story, he's a part of mine. He's the one who guided me here. He's the reason I'm here. Matt: I'm sorry. When did this happen? Kevin Sr.: When he was eight years old. Matt: Well, children don't feature prominently in scripture. Kevin Sr.: What about Abraham's kid? Matt: He was 36 years old. Kevin Sr.: No, when he tried to sacrifice him. Matt: He was a grown man, 36 years old. Kevin Sr.: That makes no fuckin' sense at all.