Mr. Burns is Sick

Mr. Burns is Sick

When Mr. Burns falls ill, only Bart has the rare blood type necessary to save him.
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Three Men and a Comic Book Picture

Three Men and a Comic Book Picture

Bart, Milhouse and Martin all learn they can't trust each other when they pool their money together to buy the first Radioactive Man.
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Homer and Marge Makeup

Homer and Marge Makeup

Homer and Marge makeup after Home lets a legendary catfish, General Sherman go.
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Mr. Bergstrom

Mr. Bergstrom

Lisa falls for her substitute teacher, Mr. Bergstrom (Dustin Hoffman) and his unconventional teaching style.
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Marge Paints

Marge Paints

Marge paints a portrait of Mr. Burns and portrays him his naked, frail form.
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Grampa and Beatrice

Grampa and Beatrice

Grampa falls in love with a waoman named Beatrice Simmons.
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Obedience School

Obedience School

Bart has to take Santa's Little Helper to obedience school if he wants to keep his dog.
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Herbert Powell

Herbert Powell

Homer meets his half-brother Herbert Powell (Danny DeVito) a successful CEO of a car manufacturer.
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Skinner and Patty

Skinner and Patty

When Homer tries to set up Principal Skinner with Selma, he ends up falling for her sister, Patty instead.
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Homer Steals Cable

Homer Steals Cable

Homer gets illegal cable and as much as he's enjoying the stations, Lisa begins to guilt him.
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Young Homer and Marge

Young Homer and Marge

In a flashback, we learn how Homer and Marge met in high school back in 1974.
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Homer vs the Blowfish

Homer vs the Blowfish

When Homer orders a Blowfish sushi, he ends up being told he has 22 hours to live.
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The Simpsons Season 2 Quotes

Mr. Burns: (reading Homer's letter) "Dear Mr. Burns. I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood, and your card was just great." Why Simpson, you've made my day, you're a true gentlemen.
Homer: Well I-
Mr. Burns: Hello, there's more. (continues reading) "In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You stink! You are a senile bucktoothed old mummy with bony girl arms and you smell like an elephant's butt!"

(At Moe's, the guys try to get Homer to tell his story about moving to Capital City.)
Barney: So, Homer, what happened in Capital City?
Homer: Oh, Barney.
Moe: Come on, Homer. We're dyin' of curiosity.
Homer: Look, there's only one thing worse than being a loser. It's being one of those guys who sits in a bar telling the story of how he became a loser. And I never want that to happen to me!
Barney: Please, Homer?
Moe: Yeah, come on, Homer.
Homer: Well, okay. It all started on Nuclear Plant Employee, Spouses and No More Than Three Children Night, down at Springfield Stadium