Mr. Burns is Sick

Mr. Burns is Sick

When Mr. Burns falls ill, only Bart has the rare blood type necessary to save him.
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Three Men and a Comic Book Picture

Three Men and a Comic Book Picture

Bart, Milhouse and Martin all learn they can't trust each other when they pool their money together to buy the first Radioactive Man.
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Homer and Marge Makeup

Homer and Marge Makeup

Homer and Marge makeup after Home lets a legendary catfish, General Sherman go.
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Mr. Bergstrom

Mr. Bergstrom

Lisa falls for her substitute teacher, Mr. Bergstrom (Dustin Hoffman) and his unconventional teaching style.
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Marge Paints

Marge Paints

Marge paints a portrait of Mr. Burns and portrays him his naked, frail form.
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Grampa and Beatrice

Grampa and Beatrice

Grampa falls in love with a waoman named Beatrice Simmons.
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Obedience School

Obedience School

Bart has to take Santa's Little Helper to obedience school if he wants to keep his dog.
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Herbert Powell

Herbert Powell

Homer meets his half-brother Herbert Powell (Danny DeVito) a successful CEO of a car manufacturer.
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Skinner and Patty

Skinner and Patty

When Homer tries to set up Principal Skinner with Selma, he ends up falling for her sister, Patty instead.
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Homer Steals Cable

Homer Steals Cable

Homer gets illegal cable and as much as he's enjoying the stations, Lisa begins to guilt him.
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Young Homer and Marge

Young Homer and Marge

In a flashback, we learn how Homer and Marge met in high school back in 1974.
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Homer vs the Blowfish

Homer vs the Blowfish

When Homer orders a Blowfish sushi, he ends up being told he has 22 hours to live.
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The Simpsons Season 2 Quotes

Mr. Burns: (reading Homer's letter) "Dear Mr. Burns. I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood, and your card was just great." Why Simpson, you've made my day, you're a true gentlemen.
Homer: Well I-
Mr. Burns: Hello, there's more. (continues reading) "In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You stink! You are a senile bucktoothed old mummy with bony girl arms and you smell like an elephant's butt!"

(Homer tries to retrieve the angry letter that Bart accidentally put in the mail.)
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
P.O. Worker: Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: I...don't know.