Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!
Bart: I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great! Marge: Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. Could you please be quiet? Bart: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quie -- Marge: Bart, get out!