Michael: All right, everybody. This is your last meal, so eat up.
Dwight: From this point forward, you will not use the bathroom. We need to keep our starting weights high so we can lose more.


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Characters:
Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 5 Episode 1: "Weight Loss"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Andy: Ang. Ela. [sings] Ella, ella, ella. Under my Angerela. Ella, ella, ella. Ay, ay-
Angela: What?
Andy: Hey, check it out. [hands her a brochure] This is The Breakers, Newport, Rhode Island. Huge, awesome gorgeous mansion overlooking the Atlantic. And my dad went to Cornell with the current groundskeeper.

What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.

Michael