Dr. Cox: All right, knuckleheads! I need one of you to win this talent show!
Elliot: I can do Shakespeare in German!... In college I double majored in theatre and classic languages.
J.D.: Does that degree come with headgear and allergies?

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J.D., Elliot Reid, Perry Cox
Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17: "My Life in Four Cameras"
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 Quotes

Okay, Perry! That's it, it's over. The only act left to see is you firing that guy.

Dr. Kelso

Unfortunately, around here things don't always end as neat and tidy as they do in sitcoms. Relationships aren't always magically fixed in thirty minutes - you have to work on them.

J.D.'s narration