Another goose egg. Thanks a lot, Canary Islands. You couldn't give me, like, one living...

Another goose egg. Thanks a lot, Canary Islands. You couldn't give me, like, one living person. There's gotta be someone out there. Right, Terry? No comment? OK. Nancy, what about you? Wow, you guys... you guys are real quiet today. OK, I'm gonna go masturbate. Do me a favor, turn your guys' heads, please? Thank you. Plug your ears, too.

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The Last Man on Earth Season 2 Episode 1: "Is There Anybody Out There?"
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Carol: We should go back and get that bomb...
Phil: Carol... I knew you were gonna say that. I don't know how to put a bomb back in that little thingy!
Carol: We're Americans, we put a man on the moon!
Phil: Fine, if you wanna go back and get the bomb, we'll go back and get the bomb.
Carol: That won't be necessary, Phil, it's fine. Just the fact that you offered is good enough for me.

(to herself) Hm. Nice. Could use a little razzmatazz, though. Bam. "Oooh, Carol, where did you get such an expensive T-shirt? In the jewel markets of Monaco?"

Carol

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