(singing) World's largest plate's comin' up, I bet that Carol would love to see that stupid plate. But I'm really mad at her today because she's being a turd. So I'm not gonna tell her about that friggin' plate. Feelin' guilty now. (normal voice) Carol! World's largest plate comin' up, how's your appetite? You hungry for some plate? Carol? Supposed to be pretty big.

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The Last Man on Earth Season 2 Episode 1: "Is There Anybody Out There?"
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Carol: We should go back and get that bomb...
Phil: Carol... I knew you were gonna say that. I don't know how to put a bomb back in that little thingy!
Carol: We're Americans, we put a man on the moon!
Phil: Fine, if you wanna go back and get the bomb, we'll go back and get the bomb.
Carol: That won't be necessary, Phil, it's fine. Just the fact that you offered is good enough for me.

(to herself) Hm. Nice. Could use a little razzmatazz, though. Bam. "Oooh, Carol, where did you get such an expensive T-shirt? In the jewel markets of Monaco?"

Carol