But your fat

Claire: Are you a vampire?
Reginald: Regrettably, yes.
Claire: But you're fat.
Reginald: I don't know why that's relevant but everyone keeps harping on it so hey, thank you. I'm fully aware of my body issues.


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Reginald the Vampire Season 1 Episode 2: "The Hunger"
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Reginald: I'm a muthafuckin' vampire!
Maurice: No. No. I'm still not entirely on board with that catchphrase.

Reginald: So, summing up, again: body issues for eternity, unable to control my most basic urges, and unfit for human interaction, including, of course, romance.

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