Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Agent Phil Coulson Quotes
Skye: What is an "O 84"
Coulson: You have exactly 10 minutes to decide if you want to know.
Skye: There is no way we can get back to the airfield in 10 mins.
Coulson: [presses button] The tide is rising.
May: Bus to short bus.
Ward: Go for short bus.
Coulson: Next time I'll decide what we call ourselves, ok.
Coulson: This is QMB-T16, it's the top-shelf martini of sodium thiopental. It's a brand new and extremely potent truth drug. Don't worry the effects only last about an hour.
Ward: You'll have a nice little nap, and we'll have all the answer...[Coulson injects him] Ouch!
Coulson: Did that hurt?
Ward: No, you've lost your mind. You should never do that to a member of your team. And yes, it did hurt a little bit, but I try to mask my pain in front of a beautiful woman, it makes me seem more masculine. MY GOD this stuff works fast.
Ward: You know, everyone had this place wrong. It isn't death. It's a new beginning. Malick was right, this was all meant to be. The fact that you followed me here. That we're in this together. That just confirms the fact that I am part of a grand plan. I see that now.
Coulson: I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.
Ward: You will.
Prof Randolph: I know that look, you’re tempted. What is it that you want to see?
Coulson: You and I have a lot in common. We both have been stabbed in the heart.
You know it would be nice? If Thor and his people would send down the god of "cleaning up after yourself." They probably have a magic broom for this kind of thing.
Skye: I don't even know where we are going.
Coulson: Peru. That's where the 084 was reported.
Skye: And an 0-8-4 is?
Coulson: Object of unknown origin, kind of like you. Team goes in determines if it's useful or poses a threat. Last one turned out to be pretty interesting.
Skye: What was the last one?
Coulson: A hammer.
Director Mace: In case you haven't noticed, Phil, we're not a team that trusts. We're not a team at all.
Coulson: You may be right. But we better become one if we're going to stop Eli Morrow from blowing up half of Los Angeles.
Virgil: You’re here. Agent Coulson of SHIELD. You’ve come to save us!
Coulson: Just to clarify, where is “here,” who is “us,” and from what?!
Ward: A train that ?
Coulson: Yep, Vanished. Which I might add, is not easy.
Coulson: What are you doing?
Simmons: I’m getting into character. My undercover persona harbors some residual resentment to her absent American father.
I've been where you are right now so please believe me when I tell you you don't have to be afraid.
