Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAgent Phil Coulson Quotes
Mack: You were all pinned to the wall, flailing around like a bunch of hungry hungry hippos!
Coulson: Huh. In my mind it was cooler than that.
Say what you will about our future dystopian horror show... it has a nice view.
Yo-Yo: Humans aren’t allowed to have guns.
Coulson: Except for murder sports, apparently.
Coulson: I’m thinking I may have been wrong to trust Grill!
Yo-Yo: This is what you call an understatement, no?
Virgil: Don’t be crazy, you’re not here to save *me*!
Coulson: Who, then?
Virgil: Humanity!
Simmons: Okay. Alright. Any idea which *part* of space we’re in?
Coulson: Uh… outer?
Virgil: You’re here. Agent Coulson of SHIELD. You’ve come to save us!
Coulson: Just to clarify, where is “here,” who is “us,” and from what?!
Missed it again. You two together and we missed it. Damn!
Coulson [to Daisy and Robbie]
You know, Robot May was way more supportive.
Coulson [to May]
They were murdered by a vanishing banshee made from matter from another dimension.
Coulson [to Talbot]
They call him the Russian. Because, you know, he's Russian.
Coulson [to May, on Ivanov]
This feels oddly familiar...
Coulson [on dying]
