Amanda Tanen Quotes
Wow, you are like oozing self-pity today. Something's up. Oh my God, happy birthday!
Old people usually scare me because they remind me of death and all. But I like you. You're like a giant, knobby shade tree.
Get away from me, you bloated troll.
Marc: Amanda, are you trying to sabotage young Ryan?
Amanda: Yes I hate him. Mark, you can't just replace yourself with another gay guy
Ryan: I'm not gay.
Amanda: Yeah, right you're in a long distance relationship with a lovely heavy woman
That is hideous! It's like looking at the butt of Satan. My eyes!
Amanda: Apparently anything leased or considered non-essential has to go
Delivery Guy: I'm looking for Betty Suarez
Marc: Do you need any help loading her on to the truck?
Amanda [about Betty's makeover]: The key is to come at your target using all six senses: sound, smell, taste, touch, sight and style
Betty: I am not a gold digger, I don't care about Matt's money
Amanda: ...and cut, print, Oscar! Don't change a word, you nailed it.
Babies are the hot accessory in the gay world. Small dogs, totally five minute ago
Amanda [about guy Marc flirted with]: That was rude, he didn't even introduce himself to me
Marc: Cute and rude, I'm in love
Marc: I did not sign up for this baby business.. cashmere diapers is she kidding?
Amanda: Aww, I love shopping at baby stores
Marc: You do?
Amanda: I like to sit in the tiny baby furniture and pretend I'm a giant.. the children cry, it's so much fun
Amanda: Betty, a cute-ish guy is here for you. Is he the one you're trying to sleep with to get over that other one?
Matt: Um, I'm right here
Amanda: I know
