Amanda Tanen Quotes
Amanda: Don't you ever get free samples of ice cream?
Betty: Yeah but then I buy an ice cream cone
Amanda: Of course you do
You know fashion means clothing, right?
Betty: It's time you and i have a talk about something that really has bothering me
Amanda: Is this about that sixty dollars you left out for anyone to take in your bottom drawer? It's time to let that go
Amanda: These stilettos were not meant for walking
Betty: Fine, I'll go by myself
Amanda: Can you get me some beef jerky?
Marc: What'd I do?
Amanda: You crashed cliff's car
Marc: Is he ever gonna be able to trust me again?
Amanda: Can't you get it fixed? It's just a car and it's an ugly car too. You did him a favor
Now might be a really good time for some stress eating, I'm sure Cliff is a food stasher
Are you punishing me cause I don't believe in gay marriage? I only meant that for unattractive gays and Cliff is really growing on me
Betty: I feel like I'm in the middle of a fashion storm right now
Amanda: You look like a plus size princess. Dressing you up with clothing from my hefty years is like playing with a big squishy doll. It's so fun, can we do it tomorrow please?
I was conceived in studio 54, I knew there was glamor in my genes
Marc: What year were you born?
Amanda: 1991.
Marc: You're 16?
Amanda: 1992.
Marc: Other way.
Oh honey, no no no. Friends don't let friends wear glitter before noon
Amanda: Grubstank...
Henry: It's grubstick. Grubstick. Got it? It's one of the oldest and most honored names in Dutch history, which loosely translated to he who gives the fairest price for his bricks. The name is venerated and I am proud to be a Grubstick
Amanda: Did he just get really hot?
Marc: I've never been more attracted to anyone in my life
