Leela: If this helps Bender clean up his act then I think we should be supportive.
Farnsworth: Yes.
Amy: Oh, yeah.
Hermes: Oh, yes!
Zoidberg: Oh, yeah.
Bender: Wonderful. Then you'll all come to my exceedingly long, un-air-conditioned baptism ceremony!

Amy: Good morning, Bender.
Bender: None of your business! Get off my back!

Amy: Bender, is this salt water?
Bender: It's salt with water in it, if that's what you mean.

Bender: Man, I guess it's harder than I thought to make someone cry.
Amy: You did your best, Bender.
Bender: Up yours, bimbo!
(Amy runs away crying)

Amy: I don't think you have anything to worry about. These people seem really mild-mannered.
Zoidberg: They are mild. In fact, you're soaking in one right now.
(Amy screams and takes her finger out of the glass. Gorgak appears from it)
Gorgak: You touched me in ways I've never been touched before.

Bender: Hey, why don't you just sweat him out?
Bont: Forget it! As Emperor I refuse to be dripped out through somebody's armpit.
Fry: I could vomit or urinate. Would you feel better about that?
Bont: Slightly. But my favourite so far is the bone-crushing.
Amy: What about crying?
Fry: That's a great idea! Crying.
Bont: Fine. That or the bone one.

Amy: Is she coming?
Bender: I'm not sure. But I do know that she likes my in-your-face attitude.

Amy: Do we have enough money to pay Bender's fine?
Fry: 78, 79, 79.50. Crud! We're 50 cents short.
Leela: I'd love to chip in but Bender stole my wallet.

Amy: Hey, Bender! Great new sweater.
Bender: New? What sweater? I came in with it. I don't know you people!

Amy: Hey! You're springing for Lightspeed? Pretty ritzy!
Fry: No, I can't afford them. Being poor sucks. What kind of world is this where they advertise things not everybody can afford?

Fry: Hey who's the rocker jockey?
Amy: Guh! It's Mom. The world's most huggable industrialist.

Fry: OK, my friends. Get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted.
Amy: I don't know, I've had cow.

Futurama Quotes

Dear Captain's Diary; I may not have found love on this mission but I did find a cute little companion who excretes starship fuel. And that's just as good.

Leela

Amy: Is it possible to get everyone back to normal using four or more bodies?
Professor: I'm not sure. I'm afraid we need to use... math!