Ari Gold Quotes
Adam Davies: What could you possibly want Ari?
Ari: I just wanted to congratulate you on making it to the top of the gestapo!
That's a personal call you're on Lloyd. I'm gonna waterboard you
Ari: Now take a good look at [Andrew]. Alright. Now what do you see in him, that you don't see in yourself?
Lloyd: I don't know...
Ari: A purpose. Now call your mother and tell her you don't have one
Ari: Lunch?
Andrew: Great!
Ari [to Lloyd]: Slave! Call the Grill and tell them we're on our way
Ari: Where are the bottles?
Lloyd: You said you wanted to be more green.
Ari: That was because Leo was in earshot.
Craig: Hi mister Gold! I'm Craig. HR sent me down here to fill in for Lloyd.
Ari: Great.
Craig: Yeah, I really look forward to helping you out. Uh.. Do you know when he'll be back?
Ari: You want the truth?
Craig: Sure.
Ari: He won't. I killed him. I shot him and I buried him beneath my desk. Any more questions?
Craig: No.
Ari: Good. Now get out of here before I kill you too.
Very few guys get that have a "Free Piece of Pussy" pass, and you my friend, have it!
Ari: What are you doing buddy?
Jonah: I'm waking you up with my mind!
Ari: Good work!
Lizzie Grant: I was out working.
Ari Gold: Working who?
Lizzie Grant: Jon Stamos, and I signed him!
Ari Gold: With his pen or his cock?
You so much as eye fuck another agent in this building and I will deport you naked to the Taliban.
Sloan: I have your pairings here, I hope you're not bummed. It was difficult. I placed Vincent and Johnny together.
Drama: Why wouldn't you!?
Sloan: With Tom Brady and Mark Wahlberg...
Ari: Gee, who's the ugliest person on that foursome? Think fast
Ari [to Vince about Lloyd]: I have him caddying today. Building his self esteem. Ari [To Lloyd]: Go stand in the corner
