Favorite Aria Montgomery Quotes
Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.
Aria: Kind of lying here despondently right now, Spence.
Spencer: Well, can you just sit despondently? I need the bed.
Aria: No, lying is more despondent.
Playing dress up for your man on Halloween is one thing. You do it any other night, you end up on an afternoon talk show.
Aria: Maybe we should just send Mrs. DeLaurentis a note or something?
Spencer: I don't think
there's a section for "I'm sorry you got traumatized" cards.
Ezra's back, and so is Ms. Fitz-scary
Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.
Aria: You laugh in your sleep?
Ezra: Yup.
Aria: That's cute.
It wasn't enough to steal her bones, now we're gonna get pieces of her delivered to us?
Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.
Ella(to Aria)
Aria: My friends thought you had nice legs.
Ezra: What did you think?
Aria: That I was embarrassed my friends thought you had nice legs.
Emily: Somebody tried to kill Ali, They buried her in her backyard.
Aria: Right, and then Gruenwald pulled her out.
Hanna: Yeah, like a carrot.
From ages 2-7, my family used to call me Pookie Bear. But all good things must come to an end.
