Was Mona here to poop or snoop?

I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

Aria: I wake up every morning with the intention of telling him, and then I go to sleep every night feeling guilty that I didn't.
Hanna: At least you have your afternoons free.

He's been going through girls in this school like they're Kleenex.

We all get it wrong sometimes.

Yeah, I don't know about her fortunes, but that lady with the tube top makes really good apple butter.

Spencer: How weird was that lunch?
Aria: On a scale of 1-10, I'd say 11.

It's too hard to sit in this room everyday and call you "Mr. Fitz." I know you.

For months, we've been as welcome in this town as a cold sore.

Aria: Why didn't you call the police?
Jason: I've seen enough cops in my house for one year.

Aria: What kind of town throws a party in a graveyard?
Spencer: Must be to honor their dead.
Aria: Yeah, but can't they do that without walking all over them.

You know Spencer, she's a total stress case. A garbanzo bean in the wrong salad bin is enough to make her wig out.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer