Bender Quotes
Bender: So Leela, you must have had your pick of the litter last night at closing time.
Leela: Could you guys please stop talking about my personal life?
Farnsworth: Yes let's all talk about Leela's personal life later. Right now we have business to attend to.
Leela: They say Zapp Brannigan single-handedly saved the Octilian system from a horde of rampaging killbots.
Bender: A grim day for robot-kind. Ah, but we can always build more killbots.
Fry: I bet'cha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye.
Bender: That'll take forever. What she oughta' do is find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out.
Fry: Yeah, that'd be a time saver.
Fry: I can't believe we flew half way across the galaxy - and enjoyed a steam - just to get lunch for that stupid animal.
Bender: He's pending for a bending...
Fry: We can definitely escape Bender, all you have to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe.
Bender: Hey, yeah.
(Bender bends the hatch off of the steam pipe and steam blows in their faces and all around the room.)
Fry: No good, it's full of steam!
Leela: Thank you all for the inspiring advice, but I'm perfectly happy with my life the way it is.
Bender: That sounds like a cry for help.
Amy: Let's all take her out tonight. There's lots of great places to meet people.
Hermes: The Federal Sex Bureau.
Bender: A saucy puppet show.
Zoidberg: The rotting carcass of a whale.
Amy: Hmm, I'll pick!
Amy: So what do you think of that guy by the bar?
Leela: I don't know. Maybe.
Bender: Forget it, he's gay.
Leela: What? How can you tell?
Bender: I just know these things. I've got what they call a gaydar.
Bender: Yep. He's gay.
Amy: Are you sure?
Bender: Definitely. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather balloon.
Amy: This is Bolt Rolands. Bolt is a hyper-sled racer with 10 wins on the pro-circuit.
Bolt: Hello, beautiful!
Bender: I think she means 10 wins on the gay circuit.
Bolt: I wish! Those cats can really fly.
Leela: Hmm... he doesn't seem to be on the checklist.
Bender: So, you're saying we can cook him?
Fry: Yeah, a barbecue! I'll wear my hilarious apron.
Leela: No! I don't care how hilarious your apron is, we're not cooking him. Aww... I'll call him Nibbler.
Bender: Aww! (whispering to Fry) I'll fire up the grill.
Leela: We're out of fuel. Bender, I told you to fill the tank before we left.
Bender: Yeah, I'll do it when we get back.
Fry: Wow! Way to tell that guy off. Now what's your secret escape plan?
Leela: Uh, I guess to sit here and wait for death.
Bender: Can do!
