Betty Suarez Quotes
Ignacio: Dr steve was pretty sure it's just a cough
Dr. Farber: Two week after a quadruple bypass surgery you can never be too careful
Betty: Hilda only spoke to Dr Steve on the phone
Dr. Farber: On the phone. Terrfic. That's how I order Chinese food
Marc: This is a defining moment; I'm the first assistant who has ever been invited to a Wilhelmina Slater party
Betty: Well I'm here too
Marc: Not when I tell the story
Betty: Or when your dog eats all my food
Amanda: That was "Bad Ronald"
Betty: There is no "Bad Ronald," it's you, "Bad Amanda"
Amanda: Every week the village voice lists all the gallery openings in Chelsea. I always pick the ones with the ugliest art
Betty: Why?
Amanda: They have the best booze. They figure the drunker you are, the more likely you are to actually buy all this crap
Betty: I actually think this is really neat
Amanda: Okay, now I'm cutting you off
Amanda: Don't you ever get free samples of ice cream?
Betty: Yeah but then I buy an ice cream cone
Amanda: Of course you do
Betty: I warned you that that place was too expensive didn't I? you just said you had to eat ramen
Christina: Which would have worked if Amanda wasn't eating all my ramen... and she denies it! She just says there's an old crazy man who lives inside my walls and comes out at night to eat my food. She calls him "Bad Ronald."
Betty: I can barely pay my rent, oh, which is due tomorrow. I almost forgot.
Hilda: Is juice moocher pitching in?
Betty: Well I've been dropping hints all week
Hilda: Yeah, have you tried, "Where's my rent, bitch?"
Betty: No
Betty: Hey Marc
Marc: Marc isn't in right now, but if you leave your name and number he'll never speak to you again you odious sea cow, Betty
Betty: Marc, you're a gay man in the fashion industry you have plenty of advantages
Marc: That gets me nothing
Random Gay: Madonna, tickets, backstage passes
Marc: Thanks bitch!
Marc: You help them meet their quota
Betty: What are you talking about?
Marc: They picked you, Betty Suarez of Queens, because you're Latina... you're the token ethnic girl
Betty: What? They picked me... That doesn't even... Wow, Marc, you have said some really ugly things to me in the past but the is by far and away the ugliest
Daniel [to Betty]: Is that the same outfit your were wearing yesterday?
Betty [pepped up on coffee]: Good eye, good eye!
Papi, I need a pan of of your capirotada and a spoon... two spoons, I need one going at all times
