Popular Blair Waldorf Quotes
Blair: What are you clutching?
Dorota: Eleanor ask me to pick up some things for Paris. It private.
Blair: You know what isn't? The INS tip line.
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut
Chuck: You don't have to be powerful on your own first. We can build our futures together.
Blair: The saddest part is that I'd come to the same conclusion. But now that I know I'm ready I realize you're not. I mean, after everything you went through—Prague, Eva, Russell—that maybe you'd changed. Who was kidding.
Chuck: Don't say that.
Blair: You have years before you're capable of a real relationship. If you ever will be. I'm sorry Chuck.
Blair: What about all those rumors about you and Nate?
Serena: Mmm mmm. Not true. They just got people off my back so I could stop being sad, and Nate could go do whatever he wants, so it worked out for both of us.
Blair: You mean you haven't had ANY fun with anyone all summer?
Serena: There's this hot lifeguard that asked me out, but I, you know, I turned him down
Blair: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!
Dan: Do you really want to spend the entire summer with me in Rome? Chuck's dad is alive. That is going to change his world deeply.
Blair: His, yes. But not mine.
[to Serena] You're famous because you got arrested. Of course this happened to YOU.
Dan: Blair. What are you doing here? Did Louis—
Blair: I didn't know where else to go. I wasn't going to come here. I haven't talked to you all summer and you're the only person I know in New York right now. And I really need a friend. If you're still...
Dan: Of course I am. What's going on?
I have depths that [Chuck] will never plumb, but I know every inch of his soul.
Chuck: Hey, do you mind if I stay?
Blair: Yes. But that's why I love you.
Hostess: There's a line outside, you ready to give up your table yet?
Blair: No, my party's coming.
Dan: Did you come all the way to Brooklyn just to yell at me? 'Cause that's really not necessary.
Blair: Yes it is.
Blair: So what did you do with Chuck's money, anyway?
Vanessa: I may have started a grant for teenagers with genital herpes. In his name.
