Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Brittany Quotes
Mini Rachel: I for one think we should use our set list for Sectionals to start exploring the oeuvre of Bernadette Peters.
Mini Brittany: Someday, I'm gonna go to Paris and visit the oeuvre.
They look like deep fried deep poop.
Brittany [on tater tots]
Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated.
When you guys fooled around, did he ever just lie there?
Brittany [on Artie]
Artie: We all know you can do it.
Brittany: I know that I can't. Just like I know the cricket that reads to me at night is totally stealing my jewelry.
I know I'm more talented than all of you. Britney Spears taught me that.
I'm paralyzed with fear. I've been here since second period. I really need to pee.
Brittany
If we lose, we should throw possums.
Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.
Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.
Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.
Brittany: You're a really good dancer.
Finn: Thanks, but my feet weren't really dancing.
Brittany: That was the best part.
