Brooke: Do you think this has been easy for me?
Julian: How would I know, Brooke? You never talk to me about it?

I'm just watching a teamster paint my door a fugly shade of brown.

Brooke: Mother, you're glowing. In fact, you've been glowing for days. It's getting weird.
Victoria: I suppose it's because I've taken a lover.

Sometimes our relationship seems so simple and easy... but lately it just seems like a mess. And there are days when I would like to dive into that mess.

I ruined wardrobe, wrecked everything with the only guy who makes my world turn, and punched that whore of an actress. And the only thing she ever did wrong was sleep with Crocodile Dundee.

When you're passionate about something, you put everything you got into it.

Julian: Maybe the movie sucks. No, I'm serious, why did I get involved with film in the first place?
Brooke: Because when you were a little boy your dad took you to see The Thin Red Line and it was the best day you ever had.

Brooke: You're exactly what Haley needs right now.
Nathan: Well, she's always been everything to us. Now it's time for us to be her everything. In sickness and in health, right? For better or worse.

Before you say another word, you should both know that I just have just come from the city jail, where I was frisked by a large supposedly female cop who was very thorough in her cavity search. Now speak.

I was just arrested and explored by a woman with a mustache and man hands! When you look up "bad" in the dictionary, this is it!

Brooke: If you really like the new baby, can I have Jamie?
Nate: Yeah, you can have him, but you gotta have the sex talk with him first.

Jamie: Aunt Brooke do you know where babies come from?
Brooke: Not from me.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.