Julian: He likes being with his Aunt Brooke.
Brooke: No he likes being with you. And I like seeing you two together.

I get to go visit my mother in prison and tell her I sold my company...good times.

Brooke: I will not let these vampire bridesmaids ruin our wedding.
Quinn: They're zombies. Are you kidding me? Do you not see how slow they're moving?

Julian: How you feeling today, beautiful?
Brooke: I'm not very beautiful.
Julian: Oh, well I'm gonna go grab a mirror, your reflection should take care of that.

Mrs. Baker: You can't control mother nature.
Brooke: Or Mother Baker.

Mrs. Baker: Do you know what that dress is missing?
Brooke: Style?

What a random and total coincidence, my best friend Haley is here, unexpectedly.

Sylvia: Good luck with your Hoot 'n Nanny Wedding.
Brooke: Good luck with being old. By the way, I like my towels.

Just because your son is in love with me, it's no reason to take it out on my liquor cabinet.

Victoria: Here we got with the typical Brooke dramatics.
Brooke: You want dramatic? There's a carving knife here I'm not afraid to use.

Victoria: But that table's for misfits.
Brooke: How perfect for you.

Brooke: I'm thankful you're such a good friend.
Haley: I'm thankful I got to watch you chug wine out of a bottle.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.