Brooke: James Lucas Scott, are you drinking a beer?
Jamie: What kind of backyard hootenanny and pig roast would this be without it?

Brooke: Is this thing even legal to take on roads?
Julian: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Julian: I promise you it will be the second most exhilarating 45 seconds of your life.
Brooke: What's the first? Oh, a sex joke, which might be cute if you weren't 15,000 feet in the air with half the plane missing.

Brooke: Did you seriously just quote Hitch?
Julian: Yeah because it's a really good quote.

I ended two lives when I pulled that trigger, and one of them was mine.

Dan

Everyone shut up about their stupid mouths! I lost my engament ring.

Quinn: I found it!
Brooke: My ring?!
Quinn: Millie's hoe tag.
Alex: Hoe tag? It's called a tramp stamp.
Quinn: Then where's yours?
Haley: I have one!

Haley: Oh my god what the hell were you doing with Dave Navarro?!
Sylvia: What the hell am I wearing?!
Brooke: What the hell did we do last night?!

Sylvia: All people don in small towns is have sex and watch TV.
Brooke: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Marriage is about loving someone for who they are and accepting them for their mistakes. I have to tell him.

Julian: You're only getting married once. I want it to be perfect.
Brooke: It is.

Haley: I thought we weren't in high school anymore.
Brooke: Well, let's face it, she's always gonna be the girl that got naked in front of my boyfriend.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.