Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Cameron Tucker Quotes
Let's face it, like Drew Barrymore, I am an adorable fire starter.
The molten chocolate cake looks slutty and delicious. Would it kill you to say that about me?
Oops, I dropped the, uh, I wanna say egg chute, but I know it's probably something more Latin-y.
Lilly: Are you gonna be this cool when I like a boy?
Mitch: No
Cam: No, not a chance.
You'll get a donut when I get answers, you piece of trash.
Mitch: It is a lot less money though.
Cam: Well, you know, we don't have to decide today.
Tarnation! Here comes your kin! Git! Git!
Guys, if we don't figure out a way get out of here soon, we're never gonna make it to the escape room.
Phil
Did you get a peck from a pickled Pepper?
It was a pretty simple case because as I said, everyone has something to hide. Everyone. ... Everyone.
You're missing out on life, Mitchell. Take off your shackles and show people who you really are.
Cam: Mitchell? Judge... Judy!
Mitchell: Your talent. It's like you were touched by a Gayngel.
