Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter Quotes
You should probably kiss the floor now.
Evidence, O’Hara, sometimes comes in handy.
You just suspended the greatest police chief in this city's history
Juliet: You married a felon you helped put in jail.
Lassiter: Come on! Rehabilitated felon. Because the system works. At least I'm not a part-time stripper like McNab!
I've got guts and cellulite. I don't even need a warrant.
You two nimrods still have a lot of explaining to do.
I can't believe I am going to have to assassinate a public official.
What's a matter, Spencer? Your third eye blind?
Hello, Mrs. America. Say hello to mommy....
Step to me and I whip out the enormous piece I have under this robe!
I have one weakness in this life, and he has her.
Guard her with your life. That's not hyperbole!