Charlotte : What kind of diet book are you looking for?
Miranda : I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.
Courtney [showing Carrie her book cover] : Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast paced city. And you, naked with nothing but your ideas.
Carrie : I get it. But, see, no matter how fast paced the city, I always manage to get my clothes on before I leave the apartment.

I hate his name, Harry, because he is, everywhere but his head.

Harry:It drives me crazy when you say my name!
Charlotte:Well then I am definately gonna stop saying it!

Samantha: I'm back with Richard.
Charlotte: Richard whose death we've been plotting?

Samantha: Hi, my name is Samantha and I am a love-aholic.
Carrie, Miranda and Charlotte: Hi, Samantha!

Samantha: This love stuff is a motherfucka.
Charlotte: Did you just say love?

Charlotte: Miranda had a boy!
Samantha: Just what the world needs, another man.

Charlotte: I feel like we don't belong here!
Carrie: That's because we're wearing shirts!
Miranda: Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie: Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym! If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too!
Samantha: I've had sex at the gym!
Carrie: See, Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!

Charlotte: I can't believe you took Ecstasy from a stranger!
Samantha: It wasn't a stranger, it was a friend of my friend Bobby's friend Bobby!
Miranda: Well, then you know it's safe.

Charlotte: Don't talk to my friends like that! Without a baby they're all I have!
Trey: And what am I?!
Charlotte: You are the man who gave me a cardboard baby!
Trey: It...was...funny!!
Charlotte: NO IT WASN'T!!!

Why don't we just sit around and wait for a stork?

Charlotte

They were supposed to say, "I'm sorry for your loss," not "You're dead, let's disco..."

Sex and the City Quotes

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx. Why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Carrie

(After Carrie gets off Mr. Big's car)
Carrie: Wait! Have you ever been in love?
Mr. Big: Abso-fucking-lutely.