Miranda: Their starting to die on us.
Charlotte: Oh, my God!
Samantha: Well, at least you weren't stood up.
Miranda: Thirty-five and their dying. We should just give up now.
Carrie: On the bright side, this could explain why they don't call back.

Samantha: I just got us a reservation at Sumba next week.
Carrie: Oh, fancy!
Samantha: But, I could only get us a four top. Do you think Trey would mind staying home?
Charlotte: No, he doesn't seem up for much these days.

Charlotte: Why do you always have to talk about sex like that?
Samantha: Because I can.

Charlotte: How can you not know anything about him? You slept with him?
Samantha: I fucked him. He made me come six times, that's good enough for me.

Charlotte: We've been trying to you know...
Samantha: Fuck?
Charlotte: Whatever! And it's just not....
Samantha: Getting big and hard?
Carrie: What is this dirty mad libs?
Charlotte: I love him, but it's so frustrating.
Miranda: Of course it is.
Charlotte: I mean, last night I got so turned on I almost....
Samantha: Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.

Charlotte: This is important to me Carrie, I need him to see me sexually.
Carrie: I know you do sweetie, I'm just not sure I need to.

Charlotte: Sex is something special, it's supposed to happen between two people who love each other....
Samantha: Or, two people who love sex.
Charlotte: Oh, my God! You're such a....
Samantha: A what? What am I Charlotte?
Charlotte: When are you going to learn that you can't just sleep with everything that comes along....
Samantha: Hey, Mrs. Softie, at least I'm getting laid.

Dr Talley: With some clients I've found it often helps to create your own non-threatening language, with which to talk about sex.
Charlotte: I'm not sure that I understand.
Dr Talley: Well, for example, one client rather whimsically dubbed his anus "the chocolate starfish". (chuckles)
Trey: Are you quite sure you went to Yale?

Miranda: I've been trying to diagnosis myself on the Internet....
Charlotte: You can do that?
Miranda: Sure, Just type in your symptoms, hit enter, and wait for the word cancer to appear on the screen. Anyway, it turns out I'm a tongue thruster.
Samantha: Now, see, if you were a man that would be a good thing.

Carrie: You coming in for a landing there sister?
Miranda: Sorry, cute guy. I thought he was checking me out for a second.
(the girls turn to look)
Samantha: His a cutie alright.
Carrie: Yes, definitely looking.
Miranda: His looking at you guys looking at him like I asked you not to.
Carrie: Take your tray over there.
Charlotte: What? (excited)
Miranda: No!
Samantha: Absolutely! Why not?
Miranda: Because, this isn't PS 147, we're adults now, she's married for Christ sake. We have to at least pretend to know better.

Charlotte: I can't deal with Trey.
Carrie: Okay, honey, calling to tell me that might have been a bit more economical.

Charlotte: I really like LA.
Carrie: Who wouldn't? Keith wants to buy a three million dollar house, and I can't even afford new curtains.
Samantha: That's where the guys out here have New York men beat, real estate.

Sex and the City Quotes

(to Skipper) You're breaking up with me while you're still inside of me?


I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!