Jerry: The concept was genius, but the operation was an epic fail.
Chin: Only because it sounds like a plan concocted by Wylie Coyote.

Chin: You look like you just saw a ghost.
Steve: Rough commute.

Chin: What kind of thieves takes blood? Jerry: Vampires.

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I know what it is like to have your family turn their back on you. Let me give you a little bit of advice. Keep moving forward, because you still have a shot at redemption. If not for your son, at least for yourself.

He called it his inheritance and as far as he was concerned you were dead to him.

Chin: You know Lou, a lot of guys on my old squad believed IA when they said I was a dirty cop. When I asked them why they said it was just something they could feel. They went with their instinct and turned their back on my, but they were wrong.
Grover: I am not wrong.

Chin: If I remember correctly your rendition of 'Love me' brought the house down. Look, the suit still fits.
Jerry: Oh no, this is like my sixth one, but I am just here as a spectator today.

Why don't we start with the people who have more to gain from seeing you dead than alive, present company excluded.

Jerry, you do realize you just admitted to tax evasion, right?

There comes a time when moms leave the nest, Jer.

Steve McGarrett: I'm thinking these five guys are government agents, and the killer is their rendition suspect--someone resourceful enough to be able to kill five feds and then land a jet.
Chin Ho Kelly: That's a serious national security threat.
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, and now he's loose on the island.

Steve McGarrett: You know the good thing about hair? It grows back.
Chin Ho Kelly: If you're lucky.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

What kind of parents would send their child off to be tortured?

Grover [to Annie's parents]

McGarrett: What do you have against beef jerky?
Quinn: Nothing, other than it's meat trying to do a fiber impression.