Favorite Chris Traeger Quotes
Chris: More than one way to skin a cat.
Brad: There's four. Four ways to skin a cat!
Women's razors work better. For whatever reason men's razor technology hasn't figured out a way to properly contour the shin bone.
I'd like you to get me some more post-its. I'd like them in multiple colors. I'd like green. I'd like yellow. Do not buy orange. I do not want orange. I have plenty of orange.
Chris: What's your favorite food?
Andy: I take skittles and I put it between two Starbursts.
Chlamydia affects nearly 100% of Jan Coopers.
Chris: Ron, I want to do things the Swanson way.
Ron: Wonderful. First rule. No conversation lasts longer than 100 total words. I have used 9. You have used 20.
Ben: You need a ride back to the office?
Chris: No, no. I'm going to go for a light 15K. I missed yesterday.
I don't entirely understand the behavior of young people. Recently we engaged in something called a group hang. It was like a date but there were seven other people there.
When I get bummed out I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me feel sweaty.
Ron: I started working on something very important. Can you help me?
Chris: Yes sir.
Ron: It's a flight of stairs leading to nowhere.
Ann: What is your spirit animal?
Chris: Jaguar, why do you ask?
Ann: Is this right?
Chris: This feels almost perfect, but I don't think your core has maximized elasticity.
April: Okay, umm, I'll come back if you guys are.. being weird.
